Bryan Douglas

WANTED FOR: ATTEMPTED WORLD DOMINATION, ILLEGAL DRUG SMUGGLING, SOLICITING PROSTITUTION, FORGERY, COUNTERFEIT CURRENCY, JAY-WALKING.

Aliases: Monroe, Wang Choung, Bjorni, Pinky, Cliff.

DESCRIPTION

Date of Birth: Febaury, 29 1976
Hair: Brown
Place of Birth: Oslo, Norway
Eyes: Blue
Height: 6'4
Complexion: Fair
Weight: 210
Sex: Male
Build: Medium
Race: White
Occupation(s): Importer/Exporter, Japanese Lounge Singer, Icelandic Porn Star, Bar "Know it all".
Nationality: Canadaian
Scars and Marks: Tattoo on pelvis saying "Suck me beautiful."
Remarks:

CAUTION


CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.


IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL FBI OFFICE OR THE NEAREST U.S. EMBASSY OR CONSULATE.


REWARD

The FBI is offering a $1,000,000 reward for information leading directly to the arrest of Bryan Douglas





Bryan MacAulay


WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED WORLD DOMINATION, POLYGAMY, COUNTERFEIT CURRENCY AND FOOD STAMPS, LITTERING

Aliases: Brodie, Wayne Newton, The Big Giant Head, The Brain, Norm.


DESCRIPTION

Date of Birth: January 12 1980
Hair: Black
Place of Birth: Hamburg Austria
Eyes: Green
Height: 6'2
Complexion: Fair
Weight: 160 pounds
Sex: Male
Build: Medium
Race: White
Occupation(s): Bar Stool Prophet, Cult Leader, Wayne Newton Impersonator, Petroleum Transfer Engineer, Vending Machine Repairman
Nationality: Canadian
Scars and Marks: None

Remarks: Last seen leaving Moe's Tavern heading South. Maybe hiding out in Las Vegas or Tokyo.

CAUTION


CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.


IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL FBI OFFICE OR THE NEAREST U.S. EMBASSY OR CONSULATE.
REWARD


The FBI is offering a $1,000,000 reward for information leading directly to the arrest of Bryan MacAulay