Bryan "Pinky" Douglas (President)

I was born into a poor family in Europe, when I turned 18, I became a low budget male actor in Icelandic porn movies. My stage name was Bjorni. After the long hours and my fight with impotence,
I decided to try my luck in the land of the free. So I moved to the United States and got my name change to it's american form which is Duce Bigalow. I worked as a pool cleaner till I landed the job as a Male Gigalow. That is all I can say I do not want to give my movie away.
After a few years of this I was given an offer to work with the Clinton government as a Intern. I am not allowed to disclose details, but it was a sweet job till Monica Lewinsky blew me out of the water and I finally ended up taking a pay out.
In 2000 I ran with Adam Maxwell in the U.M.S.U. election.The partly lost and I decided I needed to get out of politics and start over.
I went back to my roots as a Icelandic porn star and started a support group for impotent men called L.I.M.P. as well as kick starting my porn carrer as a director and writer.
I was aproched last year by Andrew my original campaing manager and he asked if I wanted to resurrect the party for one last run. I accepted the offer and here I am for one last run.